There’s only two posts in me, and I just wrote the third

This whole forum over on Poe News is awesome today, but I couldn’t pass up the chance to quote this brilliant comment by Mr. Fuji:

Then Iran says “okay motherfuckers, if we can’t have nukes then you can’t have our oil”, the price of a barrel of crude goes up to $140 a barrel, Gas is over $5.50 a gallon, chaos ensues, and every neocon from here to Santa Cruz gets lynched.

That, or we let Iran have nukes, they light up Israel, and I get to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland driving a dune buggy through the desert.

…I fail to see how any bad can come of this.

Thanks Bush! You’re making my dream of hanging republicans and/or living in a world of rogue mechdroids come true.