Fast, like a fart on linoleum

(Bonus points if you get the reference, of course.)

So, thing one — the problem with buying riotmod’s songs appears to be fixed, so if you were considering spending two bucks for three songs that are so very edgy that probably nobody you know has ever heard of them (ooOOooh, right?), then take your awesome self to this page and have at thee!

Thing two:  THANK YOU to everyone who’s bought one of my keychains so far!  All the ones currently on order will be mailed tomorrow (I had some "stock" left over from "stocking" the "stockings", you might say, and people have been asking for all the right colors, woot!).  But please don’t worry about overloading me — I need the money, so if you want me to sit up all night metalknitting you a mountain of keychains, you just go right over here and ask, and ye shall etcetera.  Don’t hesitate to ask about other jewelry, either; my prices are highly reasonable and I can make plenty of things that I haven’t had the time to photograph one of yet.

My, I’m in a punchy mood tonight.  Forgive me; I got fed highly reactive Grandma-food. 

Too much tradition makes me tweak out sometimes.  ;)