Category — technical-ity
Luke McKinney's new article — a follow-up to his infamous piece on "straight white male" being sexuality's lowest difficulty setting (you may remember John Scalzi's still-famous article expanding that idea) – on 5 Gamer Comments That Give Straight White Guys a Bad Name had me screaming and clapping while simultaneously laughing coffee out my nose.
As Scalzi points out in his blog today, this IS written on Cracked.com, so it's got a marvelous left-handedness where you know that some of the people being called assholes in this article — in lovely metaphor-laden smackdown style — are going to be reading and commenting on it…and boy, do they. I've stayed off the comment thread myself, mostly because all I really want to say is fuck yes, Luke. Way to hit a second home-run just to prove you can!
…It's really impossible to pick a "best" part of this to quote, but…
"People want to bang you = easy life" is the worst sexual equation since David Carradine's work with knot theory.
But seriously? I think it's incredibly important that topics like this one be handled with loud, raucous, stabby humor whenever possible. It's hard to speak accurate truth to power, sure; but it's even harder to make power hear it, and those people who can take truths and wrap them in you-can't-ignore-me linguistic molotov cocktails are treasures of humanity. It's precisely why comedians and satirists are so vitally important to every movement, and I'm chest-burstingly proud that the No More Forced Pregnancies-related movements have voices like Luke (and Scalzi) on their side. <3!
June 1, 2013 5 Comments
Count me among the authors who feel that DRM did nothing to benefit us, and who're frankly relieved that it's on the way out.
Has the book been torrented? Yup. Does this upset me? HELL no.
Think of it this way: The Internet is the biggest communications medium in the world. If you were an author and you went to the biggest public library in existence, where everyone was talking about and handing around books 24/7, and you found that yours hadn't been mentioned or shared at all, what would you think? That it must suck, right?
As an author, or really any kind of artist, you get attention and money and rewards for your work when people like it and tell other people about it. Being that they're talking to each other in the real world, they have a much better idea how much of your work should be shared, and what should be said about it, to interest the person in front of them, than you and a zillion marketers could ever have. If they think loaning a copy to their friend is the best way to make you a new fan — or that thumbing through it themselves is the best way to determine if they want to be your fan — then who the heck are you to argue?
It's a sort of Taoist truth of sales: Let people do their thing, and only intervene when needed. I intervene, usually by being nice about it, when I run into someone who's borrowed by not bought my book, and almost always they turn into a buyer. If I intervened by being a jerk, or prevented them from getting ahold of my work in the first place, guess what they'd be? Yeah, not a fan, for sure.
Fortunately we're not alone, we authors-who-pay-attention; as this article demonstrates, publishers like Tor and distributors like Lulu are catching on that penalizing readers – especially penalizing all readers for something a tiny percentage of them do — is just plain stupid, and a world without DRM is hopefully right around the corner.
May 14, 2013 No Comments
Here's a great find recommended to me (and all polyphasic sleepers) by one of my co-presenters at Penguicon, the very well-mannered and well-researched Neil Funk.
I've used it for several weeks now and WOW, what a difference. F.lux runs in the background, and on my machine uses next to no resources and has never caused any conflict or problems.
What it does is adjust the "temperature" of the colors on your screen — making them look less blue and more orange. You tell it a "daytime" and a "night-time" setting, and it switches them at sunset and sunrise automatically.
Two things: Bluer light makes your eyes more tired. And temperature is something that you adjust to remarkably quickly — within a day, I had to try to see the difference; and after a week I turned f.lux off and found the resulting color blinding and unbearable.
My eyes have been less tired by a good measure overall since I got this software, and I'm calling it a great find for polyphasers everywhere!
May 9, 2013 5 Comments
"Contracting" in tech is a bullshit arrangement almost entirely skewed to favor the employer.
A true (independent) contractor arrangement requires tons of freedom on the contractor side — for example, they can't tell you where you work from, or what hours — only what they need done and to what standards.
Real "contracting" is also a *negotiated contract* that usually includes things like agreements about how much notice will be given in the case of termination — completely different from that BS they call an "at will" arrangement.
Since the IRS requires that level of freedom if you're paying your own taxes, employers get around this by taxing you as an employee but putting you "on a contract" that you usually get no say in negotiating, which gives them all the benefits of having an employee without you getting any of the benefits of actual employment.
In essence, you're yolked like an employee — required to work times and durations that make job-hunting nearly impossible, chained to one location unless you can beg for some WFH time as a "perk", etc. — except you get the (often) lesser benefits and total lack of job-security that contractors get (and worse IMO, since a real independent contractor can line up other work while they're employed much more easily than someone stuck on 9-5).
Plus you're making employee pay, not contractor pay, which is always higher to compensate for the lack of stability and fringe benefits. Fringe benefits which, of course, are less and less meaningful every year — we're all paying more for health care, getting less (if anything) for bonuses and retirement, and never mind cushy things like transportation, leaves of absence or meals (which may sound luxurious for tech now, but weren't all that uncommon for office-workers decades ago).
And while *technically* your status as a "contractor" lets you terminate your employment at-will, with no notice etc., the professional expectation you work under is that of an employee — if you did just walk and leave everyone hanging, it would reflect very badly on you professionally if it got around. Whereas, of course, the company gets the full benefit of at-will: they could lock you out of the building after you leave today for no reason and with no notice, and suffer not a whit. So even where the arrangement is "fair on paper", it's not in reality, because employers have gotten such amazing free reign to cherry-pick which parts of the employee and contractor arrangements they like.
(Whew. I've wanted to say those things for *years*, and it finally occurred to me that I can now. And that I'm sick of seeing my friends get screwed, and my home profession gutted by bean-counters.)
March 29, 2013 No Comments
(A: Nothing is truly random. ;)
Devoting a post to the ton of small wonderful things I've run across this week!
- MyFitnessPal: I've been looking for a simple app/site to help me track basic calories-in-calories-out forEVER, it seems — and this one finally has everything I need! Simple interface, comprehensive database of food and exercises, and it's free. I've found that I do SO much better with an app like this around — without it, I'm liable to either overindulge in high-calorie food because I have no concept of what I've burned off in exercise today; or for the same reason, fall several hundred calories short of anything reasonable and feel like crap. Tracking takes maybe a total of ten minutes a day, and it keeps me in healthy limits with hardly any other trying at all. I've really missed it since DailyBurn began to suck, so finding this one is a huge win!
- Remojobo.com: A simple site just for remote-friendly computer jobs? YES PLEASE! I wish it were bigger, but hey, at least someone thought of it finally.
- Twitter Bootstrap: I've come to love HTML5 anyway, but as someone who's *not a designer* and often called-upon to "just throw up a simple page for…", Twitter Bootstrap has totally saved my bacon. I can make a clean, simple, and VERY professional-looking site in almost no time, now…it doesn't free me from hiring a designer when one's needed (and why would I want to? the designers I know are pretty awesome), but it is a big improvement for those of us lower on the web-development food-chain who still have to do it sometimes. (If moving this site wouldn't be such a pain, I'd be considering it — but I have enough to do, heh.)
- The Magic Work Cycle: I mentioned this briefly before, but hoooooly wow is it awesome. It's like sticking a firehose into your flagging motivation's tender bits, pulling out a starter pistol, and gesturing meaningfully. I was having trouble getting "real work" done, what with so much of it and *also* so much else going on, but thanks to this thing (and the helpful website-companion here), I'm getting *crazy* amounts of stuff done, and not feeling overworked at all. It's very, very simple: You work 30 minutes, then you play 30 minutes. Play is anything you wait it to be that isn't work. The built-in deadlines and context-switching keep you focused, motivated and from getting stuck. Simple and brilliant = WIN WIN WIN.
- The song "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield: This is an old song and you've probably heard it — I hadn't, because for decades I couldn't bear music that wasn't in some way angry, and this is the pick-me-up song of the century. It's goofy and it doesn't care, just like that friend you (hopefully) have who makes everyone feel great and doesn't care if that's not hardcore or "cool". It's all over YouTube, it breaks the usual popular music laws by having competent and meaningful lyrics, and if you need a smile or a boost, I highly recommend it!
OK, playtime is almost up (seriously, magic work cycle FTW), so I'm outie — OH, but one last thing; I saw a proof of the new cover of the Second Edition! Hopefully I can post it here soon, but for now I'll just say o.O!
March 14, 2013 2 Comments
Drones. It's a huge topic, but this article by the ACLU does a great job with its major points and substantive links-for-more-info. (That's also a real, researched article; and this is a blog post; so compare accordingly.)
My own take on drones — which are little remote-controlled (or even self-controlled, to various degrees) flying machines that surveil and otherwise interact with people by proxy for their owners — isn't one I come across in my reading all that often, so I wanted to get it written down. I actually developed this opinion as a result of researching and planning one of the novels I've tried to write*.
We live in a technological world. In a technological world, one value matters above all: Who has that technology?
There's often an argument made that technology should be restricted, and it's often phrased as though putting a "NO" label on some technology will stop it from happening. In fact, all it does is limit who will have it. People are like crows — they spread knowledge once they have it, and all disallowing it does is limit its use to the people who are willing to do disallowed things.
And while criminals are scary, they also usually don't have the kind of resources that the other major group of people who are willing to do disallowed things does — that group of people being, of course, the ones with authority, who share with criminals the perception that they won't be punished for violating the rules. Technology takes resources, and what drug-dealers, sex offenders, or burglars could do with permission to use drones pales, I think, in comparison to the havoc a government or a police-force could wreak with the same ability.
The thing is, if you restrict drone technology (as a whole, I mean; not just "making it illegal for anybody to put a laser-gun on one" type of restriction), you:
- make it impossible for law-abiding citizens and citizen groups to use it.
- You may make it more difficult for criminals to use it.
- You will make it at best only marginally more difficult for governments and police to use it — especially since technology is global, but restrictions are not; even perfect compliance with US law by US government and police agencies (which, come on, hahahaha) — still doesn't protect US citizens from Russian, North Korean, Saudi, or other drones.
The law-abiding citizens, the ones who need and deserve protection from the misuse of technologies — and drones are definitely a technology that can easily be horribly misused — are not only not well-served by restrictions; arguably they're the ones most hindered by them.
So who and what can protect law-abiding US citizens from rampant surveillance by, and even attack from, drones, whether piloted by our own police, homegrown (or corporate!) mafia, our own increasingly overzealous government, or agencies aligned with unfriendly countries and foreign criminals?
The answer is pretty clear, isn't it? Other law-abiding citizens. Specifically, ones who understand the technology, and can create it, improve it, and keep it and ways to circumvent it safely IN the hands of the people who a) are least likely to hurt others with it and b) need it to protect themselves from abuses by it.
Who can invent, create, spread and use the technology to protect innocent people from unlawful surveillance and attack?
Who can ensure that the information captured by surveillance technology is fair and honest, and that its capture wasn't in violation of civil rights laws?
Who can make sure that the people with money and power and willingness to break the rules are held accountable for their actions, by making sure they're just as surveilled as everyone else?
Yeah. PEOPLE can. Makers can. Students can. Garage-DIYers and kids and hobbyists and private engineers can. Those are the people who can and will put drone technology to use to protect the innocent, to enforce the constitution, to catch the criminals — both the low and highbrow kind — and to defend themselves and their neighbors from the many threats that drones can pose if they're controlled exclusively by the wrong kind of people.
(The argument will be made: But it's the authority-figures' jobs to protect innocent people. Citizens should just never think about it, and leave it in the hands of their cops and their lawmakers and all will be well. And while I personally find it hard to justify that response with a straight-faced answer, I will give this one anyway: The argument so often made to citizens is that if we have nothing to hide, then we won't object to being surveilled. That argument goes both ways and then some, since the cops and the lawmakers are being paid by the people to work for the people — what should they ever have, or be allowed, to hide? Their rights to privacy are not only the same as everyone else's, but less, since the rest of us aren't working publicly-accountable jobs. And ditto for anything else that they're allowed to use drones to do to the citizenry; I fail to see why the citizenry shouldn't be allowed to do the same things right back.)
Police-states. War and invasion. Criminal overlords. Corruption and fear. Corporations have no interest in preventing such things — there's no money in it, plain and simple — and governments only care insofar as it's not their own power being usurped. (Neither of those are judgments; they're just facts about how corporations and governments work.) But people care. People care about their neighborhoods, about their bosses, about the police who pull them over and the adults minding their kids and the gangs on their streets and the judges running their courts. People are the ones who will use those drones to watch the people who need watching, especially as those people gain ever more power to watch the people, and to remote-control their interactions via little helicopters.
The little helicopters are coming — no, they're here — and trying to outlaw them or stop them is just stupid; it's a reaction based on fear and all it will accomplish is to make the reality of things much worse. What needs to happen, and quickly, is to protect the right of the people to build, keep, and use those copters, because it's from law-abiding citizens that all the good uses for them will come.
And there are such good uses! Even beyond watching the watchers and protecting the innocent from abuse by authorities and criminals. I think that, like the telephone, which in the early days was thought to be a useless or frivolous-at-best invention, the really cool uses for the drones have barely begun to percolate through the makerspaces, and could change the whole world vastly for the better when the technology gets more momentum.
Think of a world where only authority-figures and criminals could use telephones. (Actually, that'd be a cool sci-fi dystopia, hmm.) Think of how much power they'd have that ordinary law-abiding citizens were prevented from using…think about if gangs could call their dealers, and corrupt politicians could call their lobbyists, and terrorists could call their bosses, but it was illegal for you to call your neighbors for help or call the media to give them a tip. That's the level of power differential we risk if the fear-based gut-reaction to the little helicopters is allowed to take over, and regulations and restrictions come into play that prevent engineers and makers and schoolkids from using and making drones. And this may seem like a premature warning to some people, but on that you'll just have to trust me — it isn't. The technology is in the wild-and-wooly state now, where the materials are cheap enough that most people can use them, and the people with a lot of resources are just starting to use the bloody hell out of them, and for more and more extreme things. Restrictions on what governments can do, in warfare, in surveillance operations, etc. are definitely coming; and the danger — the biggest danger, if you ask me — is that the next step will be to restrict the citizenry from having and using the technology, using fear-based arguments about nameless "bad guys" who might do bad things.
I'm not saying there shouldn't be rules (and if you're such a simplistic thinker that you figured I was, um, why are you even reading this?). There are rules for using telephones, and obviously-bad things that nobody is allowed to do with them; and that makes sense. It's access to the technology that needs to be protected from restrictions.
Remember, then, that what enables unfairly bad technology is unfairly huge resources: And in that arena, it's the big corporations and the governments that we'd better worry about. As long as the rest of the field is open, the criminal element won't have any real advantage over the law-abiding citizens (and will, in fact, have several important disadvantages, which are apparent enough with a little thought that I won't go into them here). And remember that criminality is, among those with the usual amount of resources, not the norm: Other things get done with technology at a far higher rate than criminal things, even if the media is terrible at accurately portraying that ratio.
If regular, awesome people can build and use their little helicopters, both to protect themselves and their rights, and for all the cool shit regular awesome people typically think of, then I think drones could be the beginning of a seriously awesome revolution.
*I'm always trying to write novels, and sometimes finishing them and throwing them out — my dream is to one day write one of them to my satisfaction! I have three stories that really need to happen eventually, and one of them concerns the drone/privacy revolution and the fight over who gets access to that technology, and what they use it for.
December 18, 2012 1 Comment
Oooo, if you haven't messed with Google Ngram, you shooooould! Instant pretty graphs of the occurrence of any words and phrases in tons of books over time? YES PLEASE!
Here, for example, you can see that the phrase "in the beginning" was used a lot in 1800 and has been in steady decline ever since, while "in the end" has been on the rise during the same time-period; and the phrase "in the middle" has remained steady and qualitatively in-between the other two.
Have you ever seen anything so squee-worthy?? I'm not sure I have. I may need to sit down a minute, actually. Whoo…
(YES, okay, I heard about the Ngram corpus lookup feature of Google Books and immediately headed over and devised a goofy philosophically-meta search for it. Because that is me, and data that speaks to me gets me hot.)
December 11, 2012 1 Comment
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…And I imagine that that, in combination with what you're seeing everywhere else today, is Nuff Said, yeah?
(If not, poke me via any means and I'll happily elucidate the NO and the STUPID as much as you like.)
[[one last big FACEPALM for the government of the country that built the Internet, for being too bought-and-paid-for to bother even understanding the basics of how not to break it. *SHEESH*]]
January 18, 2012 Comments Off
…Of course you do. But just in case you don't, or haven't been motivated enough to do anything about it, here's a lovely little metaphor to hammer it home.
(You know why corporations have more freedoms than you do? Because they're fighting for theirs.)
December 20, 2011 1 Comment
So now there's Google+, in addition to my site, LJ, Twitter, and some other places I don't publicly advertise I'm at — and now, thanks to Google being far more awesome at interoperability than just about anybody else, it feels like things are bound to get confusing. On the other hand, I can remember feeling that way in 2004 when I signed up for LiveJournal, too…I was like, "What, this AND Usenet??" And things have gone ok since then. I suppose I should just stick to my principles which, when it comes to technology, generally amount to "Chill out, it's just people and it's not, on balance, scarier or weirder than anything else people do."
Sure, things like OpenPCR (WOOT), Bitcoins (meh), and a Roomba that mops (Are you frakking kidding me?) can make it seem like the 21st century is the Boston Molasses Flood writ large and grey…but that's just our adrenal glands talking, and it's a hard fast rule out here that Thou Shalt Keep The Lizard Brain Off The Internet.
Don't stop here, Yoshi, this is Cerebrum Country.
Yesterday I went really swimming in the ocean for the first time in my life. I've sploshed around in ocean waves twice before, but this time there was wet gear and snorkels and fins and my job was to keep up with two spearfishers while we trucked a really long way out to an island, which it turned out the surf was too hairy to stop and rest on, and then a really long way back, all in crazy current and way more waves than I was ready for. I definitely confirmed that I'm in the best shape of my life by, you know, not dying — I actually kept up pretty well, all told. And it was beautiful and amazing and terrifying and I've never been so happy to reach land in my life and my legs are trashed today, and I'm totally gonna do it again.
…I also learned from this that there's a big fat line between exercise you can keep a polyphasic schedule through (my usual kungfu & weightlifting) and exercise you NEED to pass out after. Even though I took 2 naps between getting home and bedtime, I passed out — I mean out — about 11pm last night and didn't crack an eyelid until 8am. I suspect this has more to do with how much more exercise I got than usual, than the objective amount of exercise; but of course that's just me guessing.
Peace, ya'll, and enjoy your weekends!
July 10, 2011 2 Comments