The Ubersleep Book

Okay, so it’s true that sometimes the extra time one gains from a Polyphasic sleep schedule just ends up blown hanging out on the Internet anyway.  (Who can help it, when you all are so alluring?)  But sometimes, it actually does get channeled into something productive; for instance when I wrote this book.

You can read on for more about the book, plus the cover and table of contents, or click here if you don’t care about all that and just want to buy it.

This book, called Ubersleep: Nap-Based Sleep Schedules and the Polyphasic Lifestyle, started out as an instruction manual, but grew much bigger as I wrote it.  It’s now everything I know about polyphasic sleep, including the whole ridiculous list of stuff you see below, masquerading as a Table of Contents.

Right now the book is self-published, which means that a) it’s pretty cheap, and b) you can only get it on the Internet, through Lulu.com and Amazon.com.  (This may change; it’s occurred to me that it may be worth letting a “real” publisher market it properly, but we’ll see.)  Through Amazon you can only buy the book; at Lulu.com, you can purchase either a physical copy or an electronic (non-restricted PDF) copy.  The physical books are the same price at both locations (to my knowledge — I can’t speak for shipping to Where You’re At.)

Feel free to leave any comments you have on the book here; or, if you’d like to review it, you can do so at the book’s page on Lulu.com or on Amazon.

Thanks very much to everyone who encouraged the writing of this book, and to everyone who’s bought it or will buy it, and who starred it or reviewed it — Thanks tons!  The whole project has been immensely fulfilling for me, not to mention having made me a few bucks.  ;)  Thanks!!

Table of Contents:

I. What is Polyphasic Sleep? 7

Introduction 7

Some Terminology 8

History & Known Applications 9

Modern Research 9

Modern Relevance 11

II. Polyphasic Schedules in Detail 13

Beginning at the Beginning: The Uberman Sleep Schedule 13

Being A Grownup: The Everyman Schedule 15

So Which is Better? 17

Other Schedules (The “Formula”) 17

III. The Big Question: Should You Be Polyphasic? 20

Wanting To 20

Being The Right Person 20

Contraindications 22

IV. Adapting to Polyphasic Sleep 25

Researching 25

Deciding 25

Scheduling 25

Other Items on the Pre-Flight Checklist 28

Understanding Sleep Deprivation 31

What’s the Purpose of Sleep Deprivation Here? 32

Handling Narcoleptic Symptoms 33

Ack, I Can’t Sleep! 36

Success! Adjusting to your New Schedule 36

You Know You’re Adapting When… 37

You Know You’re Having Trouble Adapting When… 38

Tweaking Your Schedule 38

Before Tweaking the Schedule: Red-flag Behaviors that are Known to Interfere with Polyphasic Sleep 39

If You Really Need to Tweak 39

If Tweaking Doesn’t Work 41

When To Give Up 41

V. Living Polyphasically 43

On the Nature of Screwing Up 43

Getting Bored 45

Scheduling and Real Life 46

Sickness 46

Travel 48

Emergencies 48

Summing Up: Re-Adjusting 49

Eating, Exercise & Substances 49

The “Crash Theory” 51

Physical Effects 52

Weight Gain and Loss 52

Sleep Disorders, Cessation Of 53

Dreaming 54

Psychological & Social Effects 55

Changes in the Perception of Time 55

Euphoria 56

Changes in your Social Life 56

Learning to Love Sleep 57

Being A Weirdo 57

VI. Philosophical Implications 59

VII. Conclusion 62

VIII. APPENDICES 63

Appendix I: Sleep Drugs 63

Appendix II: Arguments to Bosses 64

Appendix III: Gradual Adaptation 65

Appendix IV: Refutations 65

Appendix V: Resources 66

About The Author 67

XI. “Cheat Sheets”: Things to cut out & use for reference 68

Why I Want to be Polyphasic: 68

What is Polyphase? 68

When You First Wake Up 69

Before you Go To Sleep 69

When you Get Tired 70

Habits and Successes 71